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Stoner problems only stoners understand. 

1) Impared judgement 

2) Nobody believes your recommedations..eg. "Hey, did you see the new lego movie? Oh yes it was awessome, but were you stoned when you saw it? Yes!. Exactly. 

3) Lighter theives. 

4) unexpected calls " oh no, "leaves it to ring to answer phone"

5) Everyting is life or death,calls pizza place. pizza place is closed. 

6) paranoia

7) you'll tweet anything, "what if all my toys came alive like toystory

8)wikipedia holes, "how do lava lamps work?! - the guy who created lava lamps was a nudest. minutes later. 

9) blurry focous. 

10) Watching TV/Chilling - Then you hear something random, you mute the TV & all stop talking, and legit sit there in silence for 5 minutes to make sure everything is okay & there is no serial killer in your house.

11) when your stoned and get a text so you sit there for like 10 minutes trying to figure out what it says because even though you've read it like 5 times it still doesn't make sense.

 

Facts about marijuana

-Only about 9% of marijuana users become clinically dependent, according to a study.

- 42%of people in the U.S. have tried marijuana at least once.

BEER & MARIJUANA are cousins: beer's hops are in the same family of flowering plants as marijuana.

- Study after study has found that marijuana is less harmful than alcohol and tobacco.

-Heavy marijuana smokers are at risk for some of the same health effects as cigarette smokers, like bronchitis and other respiratory illnesses.

- Legalizing marijuana would generate $8.7 billion in federal and state tax revenue per year

- Marijuana has been legal for personal use in Alaska since 1975, and it's still legal today.

-The SEX Party in Australia is looking to legalize marijuana, euthanasia, censorship, abortion, and tax the church

A Marijuana-derivedcompound forces cancer cells to freeze and prevents them from spreading.

Over 800,000 people arearrested for marijuanain the U.S. each year.

- George Washington grew Marijuanain his farm.

-Medicinal Marijuana is Considered Kosher in Some Cases by Judaism

MARIJUANA is legal and is not even classified as a drug in North Korea

-Uruguay became, in 2013, the first country in the world to make it legal to grow, sell and consume marijuana

-In the U.S., a sentence of life in prisonwithout parole was given for trying tosell US$10 of marijuana to an undercover officer.

-n 1949, the U.S. Military created asynthetic version of Marijuana called "Dimethylheptylpyran." Just 1 mg can have effects lasting for 3 days.

-In Colorado, medicalmarijuana dispensariesoutnumber Starbuckslocations 3 to 1.

 

 

47) “You either make it illegal, in which case you support a huge underground economy or you tax it within the limits people can afford.” – Kevin O’Leary / Entrepreneur, Investor, TV Personality

48) “I’ve never taken drugs of any kind, never had a glass of alcohol. Never had a cigarette, never had a cup of coffee.” – Donald Trump  (Come on, Donald. You deserve to live a little.) / President of The Trump Coporation, Investor, TV Personality

49) “I’d like to see the government back a programme of research into the medical properties of cannabis and I do not object to its responsible use as a recreational relaxant.” – Sir Richard Branson / Founder of Virgin Group, Investor

50) “Who most benefits from keeping marijuana illegal? The greatest beneficiaries are the major criminal organizations in Mexico and elsewhere that earn billions of dollars annually from this illicit trade–and who would rapidly lose their competitive advantage if marijuana were a legal commodity.” – George Soros / business magnate, investor, and philanthropist

Smoking videos 

52) “I have found in my study of these patients that cannabis is really a safe, effective and non-toxic alternative to many standard medications. There is no such thing as an overdose. We have seen very minimal problems with abuse or dependence, which at worst are equivalent to dependence on caffeine. While a substance may have some potential for misuse, in my opinion, that’s a poor excuse to deny its use and benefit to everyone else.” – Philip Denney, MD / Physician and co-founder of a medical cannabis evaluation practice

I enjoy smoking cannabis and see no harm in it.” – Jennifer Aniston

Music and herb go together. It’s been a long time now I smoke herb. From 1960s, when I first start singing.” – Bob Marley

Marijuana is one of the safest, therapeutically active substances known to man.” – Judge Francis Young (DEA)

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?” – Bill Hicks

Casual drug users should be taken out and shot” – Darryl Gates (Chief of LAPD & US Senate Judiciary Committee)

“I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here…” – Willie Nelson

That is not a drug. It’s a leaf” – Arnold Schwarzenegger

 now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast” – Ronald Reagan

  • David Koch – “I have friends who smoke pot… It’s ridiculous to treat them as criminals.”

© 2015 by Heather Vance.

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